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Sad pepe at computer
>be me
>using claude code
>ask for auth
>it writes 47 files
>3 npm packages
>neverheardofthese.png
>technically elegant
>completely wrong
>ijustwantedjwt.jpg

>this keeps happening
>claude makes decisions
>without asking
>like eager junior dev
>who builds first
>asks never
>whatcouldgowrong.gif

>miss rubber ducking
>miss "have you considered..."
>miss actual discussion
>tfw no tech lead gf
>decide to fix this

>build custom skill
>call it tech-lead
>transforms claude
>from eager beaver
>to skeptical senior
>asks uncomfortable questions
>ohshit.jpg

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Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:22:47 No.87234892
>>87234891

>test it
>"i want share feature"
>old claude: *writes 500 lines*
>new claude: "share where?"
>"social? direct link?"
>"what about privacy?"
>"what problem solving?"
>holdup.gif
>it actually works

>develop whole workflow
>4 phases
>discuss first
>write blueprints
>agent review
>then implement
>thisisfine.jpg

>blueprints are pseudo-code
>i make decisions
>i choose shapes
>i pick patterns
>claude just types
>like it should be

>agent review is based
>security: "add rate limiting"
>performance: "add index"
>architecture: "use service class"
>tech-lead aggregates
>like code review
>but instant
>thefutureisnow.png

>productivity up 25%
>number from thin air
>but feels right
>feelings are data
>trustmebro.png

>the developer condition
>spend 3 hours
>automating 5 min task
>just to never think again
>worthit.exe
>everytime.dll

>mfw built ai workflow
>to make ai ask questions
>before building things
>we've gone full circle
>whatyearisit.gif
>the absolute state of dev in 2026

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Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:25:33 No.87234918
>>87234891
>tfw no tech lead gf

kek
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:27:11 No.87234931
>>87234891
>ijustwantedjwt.jpg

this is too real
asked copilot for login
got entire auth0 integration
with social logins
and 2fa
i have 12 users
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:29:44 No.87234952
>>87234892
>feelings are data
>trustmebro.png

based empiricism
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:31:22 No.87234967
>>87234891

imagine making ai slower
on purpose

ngmi
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:33:55 No.87234989
>>87234967

imagine debugging at 2am
code you didnt write
dont understand
cant explain

think before you type retard
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:36:18 No.87235012
>>87234892
>worthit.exe
>everytime.dll

lost
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:38:41 No.87235034
>>87234891

unironically good advice
ai is a tool not a replacement
you still need to think

most devs will ignore this
and thats fine
more jobs for us
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:41:03 No.87235058
>>87234891

>builds tool to make ai ask questions
>instead of just asking questions yourself

the absolute state of programmers
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:43:29 No.87235081
>>87235058

you say that like its wrong

automating self-discipline
is peak engineering
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:46:52 No.87235107
>>87234891

share the skill file
or didnt happen
Anonymous 01/09/26(Thu)14:49:15 No.87235128
>>87235107

its in the blog post
scroll down
reading comprehension/10